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YouAreNeverTooOld is offering:

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Type of fanwork: Podfic
Fandom(s): Carry On
Highest rating: T
Minimum Bid: $5
Audience: All ages
Length/scope: 15 - 20k words

Subjects/theme/tropes of interest:
I'm most comfortable with humour, fluff, and crack; but I'd be happy broadening my horizons :)

Unwilling to address:
I have specified that I will only podfic G and T rated fics, which will likely exclude most of my biggest discomforts. But for clarity, I would prefer to avoid permanent MCD, heavy angst with no happy ending, torture, noncon/rape, and underage sex. I'm also not a big fan of Baz/Lamb fics.

Other notes:
I still consider myself a beginner, but I like to think I've improved a bit with each fic I've recorded, and I'll do the best I can to create a great podfic for you. I'm comfortable with adding some basic sound effects, and will do any number of silly voices if necessary. My accents can be hit or miss, so I'm happy to take direction as to whether you want me to attempt them or not. I'm reading this story for YOU, so any input or ideas you have on how you want to hear it read will be helpful for me to know. Happy Bidding!

I am willing to record any fic that fits my above criteria for which explicit consent to record has been given. If you would like a fic recorded that you did not write, I'm happy to contact the author, but just be aware that if no consent is given, an alternative will need to be chosen."

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