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TheHumanDictionary is offering:

Organizations this auction benefits: Bidder's choice of any of the listed groups (See full list.)

Type of fanwork: Written fanwork
Subtype(s): fan fiction (new)
Fandom(s): The Magnus Archives/Protocol; Minecraft Youtubers: Hermitcraft, The Life Series; Original Work
Highest rating: T
Minimum Bid: $5
Audience: All ages
Length/scope: Less than 5k words
Special interests (what is this?): Aro/ace characters, Gen (no ship) or platonic works

Characters/pairings of interest:
For the Magnus Archives/Protocol: I mostly prefer Jon/Martin, although I am willing to write any characters from the Magnus Archives. I am less familiar with the Magnus Protocol, so while I am willing to write for it, I can write a better work if it sticks to Magnus Archives.

For Minecraft Youtubers: I mainly watch Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar; I am willing to write other people on the Hermitcraft server or other Life Series participants; however, I can create a better work if it is about those three characters.

Subjects/theme/tropes of interest:
I absolutely love writing hurt/comfort, and I also enjoy found family. I am willing to work with other things though!

Unwilling to address:
General: No smut, age regression, on-screen rape, cannibalism, or reader insert

Magnus Archives/Protocol: No Jon/Elias

Minecraft Youtubers: No romantic/sexual relationships or hurt/no comfort

Other notes:
I tend to write platonic relationships fairly affectionately, so please let me know if you prefer friendships to be written in a particular way (with less hugging, for example).

I like prompts to be fairly specific (Maybe 1-3 plot points?) although I'm not too worried about that, as I have an idea of what you'd enjoy. I would like at least one check-in with my bidder to make sure they like the direction I am taking the story, but I am willing to adapt to however much communication they would like; I enjoy bouncing story ideas off others.

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